THEY ARE A WEAPON, BUT ONE THAT IS FITTED WITH A SILENCER. THEY CAN DELIVER A SHARP PAIN TO THAT PRIMITIVE MALE PRIDE, OR INFLICT A DEEP WOUND ON BANAL, COMFORTABLE MONOTONY. THAT IS THE FEMININE, BUT NOT FEMINIST, RESPONSE. IT PREVENTS ANY POTENTIAL DISAPPOINTMENT, AND WARDS OFF ANY MEN WITH BAD INTENTIONS. IT PROVIDES A HEALTHY DOSE OF FEMININITY AND VANITY. INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: WEAR IT WITH A SMILE